Singaporeans No Idea How Ridiculously Good Looking Blogger Has Only Thousand Followers
Singaporeans from all walks of life remain bewildered at how ridiculously good looking 23-year-old local blogger Wong Su Ann has only a thousand followers on popular social media channel Instagram as of May 2015.
Taking the interview to the busy streets of Orchard Road, Singaporeans were asked to guess Wong Su Ann's Instagram following upon viewing her pictures of her absurdly aesthetically pleasing face which boasted a complexion as clean and radiant as a polished dinner plate that you could eat off it.
"Easily at least 20 thousand," guessed a group of NUS students, only to gawk in silence for the next 30 seconds when they found out the truth was twenty times lesser.
"I wish I looked one tenth as good looking as she is," fashionista-wannabe Grace Lum said.
Social analytics expert Greg Heng pointed out that her high cheekbones, dreamy hazel eyes coupled with a chin that perfectly rounded up her ridiculously well-sculpted face was more worthy of an Instagrammer with 50,000 followers.
"I've been doing this for awhile, and I can tell you that this girl just needs to put herself out there. With the right PR, she could easily be the next Xiaxue without plastic surgery," Greg said, adding that beauty like Su Ann's was one-in-a-nation.
At press time, sources report that The New Paper was looking to sensationalise Su Ann in tomorrow's issue with a headline that read, "Is this real life?" coupled with a picture of Su Ann's face that looked like it was hand-molded by the Almighty himself.
