Boy Ready To Take Narcissism To The Next Level
24 year old avid weightlifter Daniel Sim told reporters Monday that he had finally plucked up the courage to take his narcissism to the next level by getting a long contemplated tattoo of his role model - the late Australian bodybuilder Aziz 'Zyzz' Shavershian.
"I've thought about this long and hard, and common sense dictates I have no reason to be afraid of what others think of me any longer," Daniel said, adding that the reason he waited this long to get a tattoo was because he feared the sociological risks from his peers for doing so.
"Every dumb bell I ever lifted was all so the ladies could take part and join me in the self-admiration I have for myself. And right now, I'm finally ready to take it to the next step by being one with Zyzz," Daniel explained.
At press time, Daniel appeared to be in tears of joy when he allegedly said he could not "fucking believe" how the years he has spent into building his well-toned physique was finally about to come to fruition.
