Selfie Stick Found To Be Effective Tool For Scratching Genitals
Latest local trends in Singapore has seen the surge of popularity of the selfie stick, an extensible monopod used to take self-photographs beyond the normal range of the aim with a smartphone camera.
In recent weeks, a new function of using the selfie stick has been catching on as Singaporeans from all walks of life have taken to using the metal gadget to reach persistent itches in the genital area, when not making use of the stick to feed their narcissism.
"I really appreciate the innovation of a multi-purpose tool that not only can be used to nurse my vanity but also to relieve hard-to-reach itches down in my underpants," local tech expert Daniel Tong said.
Citing the selfie-stick as his latest favourite gadget, Daniel told reporters how shocking it was that Singaporeans took this long to figure out the true purpose of the stick.
“Before the selfie stick came along, the matter of scratching your genitals in public could only be resolved by awkwardly reaching the area with your fingers through the pockets of your jeans like an amateur.”
At press time, Daniel was seen to be calmly extending his selfie stick to gently massage the scrotum area.
