Hypocritical Man Going To Continue Complaining About Air Pollution
Completely oblivious to his own hypocrisy, local man Julian Yong reportedly continued to complain about the air pollution in Singapore as he reached for a lighter to light up a fresh cigarette.
Sources reported that as Julian drew long and hard on the cigarette, he gazed into the sky and contemplated out loud how much longer Mother Earth had to exist with the “fucking poisonous fumes these factories were pumping into the air”.
“All corporations should carry a responsibility to be environmentally friendly,” he said, pausing to take a puff on the lighted cigarette before going on: “Plants, animals and humans are all getting affected by this shit in our air.”
“Furthermore, air pollution is damaging buildings, monuments, statues, and disrupting aviation traffic,” the hypocrite continued.
“It’ll be nice if these asshole corporations can care a little more about the environment, and less about personal gain and pleasure.”
At press time, the hypocrite reportedly flicked the finished cigarette into a nearby bush and strode off with a visibly irritated look on his face.
