Local Man Admits To Having At Least 6 Erections A Day During Work
Lauded by Singaporean men and women alike for his complete honesty, local man Shaun Poh admitted Friday to having at least a minimum of six erections daily while at work.
The software programmer, who works at local web programming company Nextech, confessed that his raging boners come about least when he expected it.
“One minute, I’m making my morning coffee in the office pantry. The next thing I know, I find myself gone from 6 o’clock to midnight,” he explained, adding how it would have been nice if there was some sort of a warning.
The software programmer continued to describe how his manhood would be prone to stiffening at the most innocuous sounds in the office, such as the whirring and beeping of the printer machine or even the simple snapping of a stapler.
“Don’t ask me why – it just happens.”
Poh’s superior, Vince Lin, told Durian Daily reporters that he was not comfortable with Poh’s constant state of physical arousal but would tolerate it as long as he kept his swelled phallus out of his co-worker’s faces.
“There’s no room for redundant hard-on’s in a business environment here at Nextech. We’re running a business here for goodness sake,” he retorted.
“I personally have 2-3 a day myself but hey – you don’t see me flaunting it to the press do I?”
At press time, Poh was allegedly caught with a bulging seam in his pants as he shifted around in his seat uneasily and asked to be excused for a moment.
