9 Reasons Why Vegetarians Are Better Than You
If you ever thought vegetarians were missing out on the finer things in life, here’s nine reasons why you’re completely wrong.
1. Temptation: They can have a salad in the morning, skip lunch and resist biting into a 40-ounce juicy porterhouse steak soaked in black pepper gravy at dinner. Can you say the same?
2. Speed: They scan restaurant menus 85% faster than meat eaters, making dining out a much faster affair!
3. Fraud-free: They can hug their pet dogs and cats tight and use the #animallover hashtag on Instagram without feeling like a complete hypocrite. Can you say the same?
4. Animal Approval: They get subtle nods of approval from animals every farm they visit.
5. Stronger Bond With Pets: Pets whom owners are herbivores find it much easier to bond with their owners knowing that they’re not going to have a distant relative of theirs for dinner!
6. Socially Versatile: They’re trained to withstand daily insults from their peers during meals like: “Oh hey I’m not having the lettuce that came with my burger. Give it to the vegetarian!”
7. Street Smart: They know the location of every Subway and Soup Spoon restaurant like the back of their palm while you feebly navigate on your smartphone to Google > Search > Locations in an awkward silence.
8. Protein-abundance: Their daily food intakes never lack in protein for every insufferable prideful meat-eater they encounter offers to double-check if they’re getting enough protein in their diets!
9. Equally Happy: Vegetarians lead just as fulfilled lives as you omnivores while being cruelty-free at the same time. Unless of course you’re one of those wackos who believes plants scream in pain when uprooted.
