Mirrors In Local Gym Getting Real Tired Of Users' Narcissism
Announcing that they were getting real fed up with local gym-goers, resident mirrors of the Somerset branch of Fitness Finesse spoke out Sunday on its occupational frustrations of being reflective, and how narcissism levels “be out of fucking control down here.”
Covered across the walls of the establishment, native mirrors were reportedly losing their shit with local gym patrons constantly bathing in self-admiration at their own reflections.
According to the mirrors, they had tolerated gym users for close to 7 months now since the gym’s opening late last year, and its patience levels were put to the test daily by self-absorbed muscle bound freaks who had no life outside of the gymnasium.
“Hey assholes, we get it. You’re real alpha-males,” said the mirror in the corner, adding that he probably got it the worst due to the minimal lighting where it was situated.
“Oh look – it’s you again. Back for another staring contest?” grumbled the central mirrors who arguably received the bulk of self-centred pricks.
“Honestly,” the mirrors continued, “can they do it to the bathroom mirrors instead? I’m sure they’ll enjoy the fresh change of scenery from old out-of-shape lanky bodies.”
