Pretentious Guy Speculates What He’ll Do If A Zombie Apocalypse Ever Happened
A fervent fan of popular American television series The Walking Dead, 31-year-old Leonard Hao was reportedly enlightening his colleagues over lunch on what he would do if a zombie apocalypse ever came to happen in Singapore.
“Let me tell you what I’d do. I wouldn’t hesitate to punch those zombies in the mouth and kick them in the innards,” the pretentious fellow announced triumphantly.
“Yep, I’d kill them all for sure. Let them feel what it’s like to die,” he continued, completely lost on the irony.
Hao told reporters that the zombies in the show never scared him for one single minute, and probably wouldn’t either in reality, if he was staring one dead in the face.
“I may even trash-talk them a little, just to spite them. After all, I'll have plenty of time since they move slow right?”
He then recited a list of zombie derogatory terms that he had kept ready to use such as “lame brains”, “slack-jaws”, “life-challenged” and “carrion bags”.
When asked if there was anything he would not do, Hao told Durian Daily reporters that the last thing he would do is to “run away like a little bitch”.
“I sure as hell wouldn’t be using a crossbow like that little pussy Daryl in the show either,” he retorted, adding that bare hands was the way to deal with these “undead fucks”.
