Oh Shit, Man Who Just Dug Nose Going Around Offering Handshakes
Emphasising the importance of “making new connections and getting to know more people”, marketing director Terrence Goh was casually strolling around the reception area of a networking session at the Pines Hotel ballroom offering handshakes and hitting up conversations.
This just in after Goh reportedly inserted his right index finger into his left nostril.
Eye-witnesses claimed the unsanitary man twisted his finger around in his nose for a period of at least seven seconds, cringing his face, and sieved out a two-day old piece of nasal mucus.
The nasal mucus was reportedly yellowish-green in colour and was still wet and fresh, glistening under the ballroom’s luminescent lights for all to see.
The man then apparently rolled it between fingers to solidify the nasal excrement before casually flicking it onto the ballroom’s carpeted floors.
46-year-old regional manager Lin Teck Soon of Duffin Corporations who was standing alone by the foyer said: “Wah chee-bai, I think he’s coming for me next.” “I better go to the toilet quick,” he continued, adding that this was a matter of life and death.
At press time, Lin was reportedly shaking the hand of the man after he was blindsided by a high-speed handshake from the contaminated hand just as he stepped out of the toilet.
