Study: Men Who Prefer To Pee Sitting Down Not So Manly
Noting a nation-wide plummet in masculinity levels, a new study from the National Health Association has found that Singaporean males who preferred to urinate while seated on a toilet seat simply could not measure up to their more-masculine counterparts who will use a urinal.
According to the survey study, men who sat down to urinate were just "complete chickenshits" when confronted with day-to-day situations that required a little courage to perform - such as picking up a phone call in a work-related meeting or lighting up of a cigarette in an air-conditioned building.
In exploring the reasons behind the feminine behaviour of easing their bowels, 59% of respondents admitted that they were somewhat addicted to locking themselves in a cubicle, unbuckling their pants and sitting down with a huge sigh of relief every time they needed to take a piss.
“Where most men would use the urinal, I personally prefer to hog a cubicle” said Manson Liu, confessing that he sometimes wished he could swap gender roles with his girlfriend during sex.
He added that his lavatory ritual also gave him an opportunity to revisit his Instagram feed for the seventh time in a given morning to check out the latest “OOTD’s” by his favourite media socialites.
Respondents who admitted that they preferred peeing while seated were also found to never have seen the interior of a gymnasium in their lives, occasionally order salads for lunch and carried an active membership at an eyebrow and lash grooming salon.
