Kong Hee Forgives Church Followers For Not Donating More Money In Church’s Time Of Need

Nobly leading by example, pastor Kong Hee announced Thursday an official statement in which he forgave City Harvest followers for failing to donate more tithe money in the church’s dire time of need, in order to fight the court trials.

“My dear friends, even though you failed to answer to the church’s call in its most pressing time, I am still big-hearted enough to overlook your heathen behaviour.”

“By the power vested in me by the Lord Jesus, I forgive all 25,000 of you unappreciative infidels,” said Kong Hee to his entire church following, adding that he has magnanimously done the same for God who abandoned him in the City Harvest trial, which he attributed to why it resulted in a guilty verdict.

The pastor, founder of the City Harvest Church was one of eight church members arrested in a largely publicised scandal involving misappropriation of church funds in 2012.

Citing Colossians 3:13 from the Holy Bible, the pastor absolved his congregation of their sins in a move that what is being called now an “utterly altruistic and completely selfless act ever to be witnessed in the history of Christianity” by church followers.

“I shall forgive all of you, as the Lord forgave you.”

“Just remember the next time the tithe collection bag is being passed around, if you place notes instead of coins, it is lighter for the next person.”

The pastor went on to explain that if City Harvest followers were less stingy in the first place, the church’s “Crossover Project” which sought to spread Christianity through his wife Sun Ho’s music career would have succeeded, and a lawsuit would not have happened at all.

43-year-old churchgoer Roger Rusli lamented the times where he did not take church donations seriously.

“It is my fault that I didn’t agree to donate a higher percentage of my salary to the church. If I did, all this would not have happened,” said the sinner.

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