Local Man's Nosebleeds Must Mean Some Hidden Super Powers
Calling 24-year-old university student Gabriel Teo's frequent nosebleeds the case of the 21st century, doctors at Mt. Elizabeth hospital have come to the medical conclusion that there is an inextricable link between the nosebleeds and possible super powers the student may possess. "The boy may have the power of flight or time-rewinding abilities, but I guess we won't really know until we run more tests," said head neurosurgeon Dr. Murphy Ong, suggesting that throwing the kid out of a 7th storey building might help too. "The recurring nosebleeds the patient is suffering from may very well be the result of excessive usage of his superpowers," Ong continued, adding that the patient has been warned to tone down on the usage of his telekinetic or mind reading abilities, whatever the hell it may be. At press time, sources report that Teo was strongly suspected to have supernatural healing powers after his nosebleeds abruptly stopped.
